au where hannibal rides a vespa scooter instead of a motorcycle
Take my computer away from me
Imagine Hannibal Lecter as a flea. A harmless little flea. Then he is put into a box, and that box is put into another box, and that box is mailed to Will and when it arrives he SMASHES IT WITH A HAMMER.
when ur friend upset:
Imagine Hannibal Lecter trying to hide the fact that he loves Krabby Patties.
"You fucking love krabby patties, don’t you, Hanni?"
Spongebob Hannibal AU
you are arrested
He already tried food… Time for a more direct approach
today in giffing Hannibal, is Will:
- A) getting shot while in the midst of a fever induced attempted murder, or:
- B) showing Hannibal his sick dance moves at an impromptu rave in the Hobbs’ kitchen